Here at PhoneyFresh I share my weirdo interests, including (but not limited to): Garage sale and dumpster treasures, vintage magazine innards, glorious VHS trash, forgotten LP covers, self help schlock, vexing vixens, my kitschy kollekshuns and oh, so much more. Ninety-nine percent of the content you see here is from my own collection. Scanned by me, photographed by me, etc. No low-res Google search globby jpeg junk here folks! Dig!
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Jun 2, 2011

Visiting Grand Rapids Michigan?

I found this amazing visitors guide to Grand Rapids, MI at a yard sale today! Grand Rapids is a pretty big city a couple hours away from my little town of Owosso, and apparently in 1968, the night life was SWINGIN'! Seriously, what happened to the days of all-you-can-eat smorgasbords, cheesy lounge acts, cocktails, and go-go dancer waitresses? I really need to find a time machine so I can escape this modern day sports bar horror show!!!!










May 10, 2011

Panasonic Crazy Color Portables

For Amber at I Heart Everything


Advertisement from Co-ed Magazine, 1971

May 5, 2011

Holy Shish Kabob!

Girl stuff from Co-ed Magazine, April 1971


 Seriously, those are some mighty big ham hunks! The fact that the previous owner felt the need to repeatedly express her love for Rob all over this cover makes it all the more interesting.



Apr 28, 2011

Poster EXPLOSION....and Cool Hippy Gear!

It's a darn shame you can't get cool gear like this anymore, at least not this cheap! I'll bet you anything that there is a warehouse full of this new/old stock somewhere just rotting away.


I a little puzzled by this seemingly unlicensed Zappa poster. What did he do that begs forgiveness? Maybe they didn't mean for it to be Zappa, like he's just a representation that ALL men need to be forgiven for the dumb crap they do? Hahahaa!


I'd love to have this mega sized op-art poster to gaze into. It would probably make me go blind...



Advertisement from Co-Ed magazine, March 1971.

Apr 15, 2011

Lemon Peeler!

For CC...


Schwinn bicycle ad from Boys Life Magazine, July 1968

Mar 6, 2011

Feb 16, 2011

Boy-ar-deeeeeee!

When I was just a wee little tike, my favorite food on earth was Chef Boy-ar-dee Ravioli. Whenever my folks gave me the choice of what I wanted for my birthday dinner, I always chose this stuff (much to their dismay), even into my teen years! Nowadays it pretty much grosses me out though, hahahaaa!


Freak Out, U.S.A

"....This is a Copyrighted term, those of you out there who might be planning to use the word "Freak Out" in conjunction with some business- naughty, naughty. We'll sue you to death. A magazine was about to go onto the market called Freak Out, U.S.A. and they have received a telegram saying 'cease and desist you fools because it will cost you a great quantity of money'..." -Frank Zappa interview, 1967

Frank is referring to the Mothers of Invention's 1966 album titled "Freak Out" and the sudden interest and overuse of the phrase in popular culture. Frank claims to have coined the phrase, which we now use in our everyday vernacular.

So here is Freak Out, U.S.A.- which oddly enough features an interview with Zappa. The publication was very short lived ( I think only two issues), but is a really cool, if cheesy, document of the music scene at the time. I, being a huge Zappa fan (although he can be an a-hole at times) couldn't pass this up.




Like I said, I'm a huge Zappa fan, more specifically the stuff featuring the original Mothers of Invention line-up. They were the freakiest, ugliest, greasiest, weirdest group of the time and that's my bag folks. This collage mimics the style used by Zappa and frequent collaborator Cal Schenkel on the early Mothers LP sleeves.


And the interview itself is quite telling as Zappa explains his anti-drug philosophy and the true meaning of "freaking out"


These are the Fugs who, like the Mothers, were also very greasy, grimy and weird.  I love this dude's custom army coat! I'm working on spiffing one up my self...



Super cool posters! Notice the Jefferson Airplane poster...it's the same one I spotted (see last post) at the Antique Mall the other day!

Feb 1, 2011

More on Bippies

 

What the heck is a "Bippie"?! Is it different than a "Bippy"?! I need to know! Life as we know it hangs in the balance!

Jan 27, 2011

Oh Baby.....


I wanna git witcha, and take yo pitcha....

Electronic Instrument Ads

I have always been interested in vintage analog electronic instruments.
The digital age ruined everything for me. 
These are from Down Beat Magazine June 6, 1974


 Stevie Wonder was a genius and really exemplified the possibilities of electronic instruments. While many used them to make cold, futuristic sounds, Stevie brought the funk.


I have an Auto Vari 64 and it is an amazing drum machine, rivaled only by the famous Korg Mini Pops 7.


People Crackers?!


Do you think they bite the heads off first?

My Dream Machines


1972 Ford LTD Country Squire and
1972 Gran Torino Squire


 1972 Olds Custom Cruiser, Vista-Cruiser and Cutlass Cruiser



1972 Vega Kammback GT

Jan 17, 2007

Official Karate, July 1986

I'm thinking that he went for a little too wide of a stance. He's feelin' it in the "man muscles" for sure.

Figure 2 really looks like it hurt!

Dang I wish I had some of those nun chucks!

I am confident that he is the right man for the job.