Yes for a small fee of only $19.95 you too can have your own deluxe 8x10 glamor portrait! Of course the entire package of various 8x10's, 5x7's and wallet sizes will cost you a couple hundred bucks. But it's worth it! Just look how glamorous you too can look! My mom actually did one of these one time with a friend of hers. It was a special promo they'd seen on a flyer. The fly-by-night portrait studio just so happened to be in a motel room. The make-up artist was a chain smoking rough edged lady who claimed to be a make up artist for Las Vegas show girls. They teased my moms hair up into this foot tall frizz bomb, caked on the make up, and covered her in a lovely garland of brightly colored feathers. They did the same to my mom's friend who, when she went home was applauded by her husband as looking "more beautiful than ever" and they went straight out for dinner. They also bought the entire photo package. I wish I had my mom's photo to share, but I don't think she'd like that.
This girl (above) went to my high school and this is her Senior photo as it appeared in my yearbook.
Oh yes, don't forget about the strange world of dog glamor photography......
I actually know this lady (above), I just happened to find her pic on Google.
This girl (above) went to my high school and this is her Senior photo as it appeared in my yearbook.
6 comments:
These remind me of "Glamour shots by Deb" from Napoleon Dynamite...hahaha...and the dog one...HUH? WHY?
LOL! These are priceless. So 80's! and yes, Napoleon Dynamite sums it up well.
This WHOLE blog kicks ass, now get out there to the thrift shops and find us MORE great crap. Yes, NOW.
Ok, ok! I'm going right now! If you don't watch out this blog will kick YOUR ass! Ha Ha Ha....
Deeply disturbing photos but deeply funny! Keep it up!
At first I was sure that smile on the dog was a photoshop, but no. Oh no.
Great blog! :)
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